(Source: bullterrierlove, via senorkawaii)
*Sociopath. Do yours.
Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.
Are YOU my mummy?
No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling
(Source: darrynek, via spoken-not-written)
I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
(Source: kawaiicornsnake, via eatingatm)
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what